We are LIVE on TAPE from CANNES, FRANCE.

It's our most on-location location ever in the history of the podcast, and we're doing it up Rivera style just for you.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was the age of podcasting, it was the age of mix tapes. It was the power, corruption and lies, it was the pretty hate machine. 

In this exciting episode, Rachel and Todd are just a Rosetta Stone's throw from destroying the French language and starting another Revolution.  

Highlights also include:

* Rachel breaks the bidet.

* Todd steps in le merde de chien.

* Rachel reaches her "French Breaking Point."

* Todd marvels at Rachel's love for a massive seafood platter.

Don't forget you can subscribe to this podcast for FREE on iTunes.  Just type BEWARE OF THE BABYLON in the search bar while visiting the iTunes store.  It's right there.  We swear. 

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Close the window, calm the light.  It's our SEVENTH year of podcasting and we're still discovering shocking truths about each other.

In this W Houston podcast (the street, not the singer may she rest in piece) you too will discover:

• What happens at Rachel's couples-welcome "massage parlor."

• Our new podcast segment called THREE QUESTIONS (not four).

• Rachel has a tiny little baby French voice when forced to speak French.

• Why over 40 year old men are wetting their beds.

• A detailed step-by-step instruction on how to subscribe to this podcast.

BEWARE OF THE BABYLON is freaking out in this very stressful podcast episode recorded LIVE ON TAPE from Vynl in Hell's Kitchen, New York City.

Reasons to take Zoloft include:

• Rachel's objection to pretty much everything on the menu at Vynl.

• The mysterious "list" at the Boom Boom Room.

• Why our audience needs to fit all four quadrants.

• How half this podcast not being recorded (long story).

• The tax on our bill came to 6.66.