It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas on this very special episode of Beware of the Babylon for all our friends and family... * Todd and Rachel create their own Santaland Diaries moments. * Discover which cookies Macy*s claims as Santa's "favorite." * Find out which winter holiday is totally made up. * Plus, which celebrity will flash their naked shaven vagina before the holidays. As always, this, and EVERY, BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast can be automatically downloaded to your computer and transferred to your iPod through iTunes.

Don't get weird on us babe, it's the Lloyd Colecast...

* Rachel prepares to have her heart broken by Lloyd.

* Todd ponders inflation over bagels.

* Lloyd wonders who the hell we even are.

Rachel and Todd completely forgo the political wrap up and instead talk about the important stuff... Including... * Our new book club where we talk about books we haven't read. * A revealing talk about Kirstie Alley's swimsuit reveal. * Academy screening madness. * How the snatch is back. As always, this, and EVERY, BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast can be automatically downloaded to your computer and transferred to your iPod through iTunes.

The most perverse episde of BEWARE OF THE BABYLON awaits all you little children this week...


In this revealing episode...

� Celebrity look-a-like madness, with some real celebs!
� Rachel chastises Todd for not watching enough television.
� How criminal and drug addicted celebrity children are more moral than porn stars.
� The signs of a really good dating, and screening season.
As always, this, and EVERY, BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast can be automatically downloaded to your computer and transferred to your iPod through iTunes.

This week on BEWARE OF THE BABYLON we are reviewing our scars and explaining their orgins. Also find out... - The truth about Suri's fringe on top. - Why Rachel's mother is so afraid of Madame. - The hottest new haircut, the hottest new fashions. - How In N' Out Burger may just drive you to drink and drive. - MySpace break-up etiquette. As always, this, and EVERY, BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast can be automatically downloaded to your computer and transferred to your iPod through iTunes.

An infestation of city mice attack Rachel and Todd this week on BEWARE OF THE BABYLON



Also find out...

� What do Nuns, Klansmen, and Ancient Rabbis have in common?

� What's not to love about the afterlife?

� What does Todd like about Rachel?

� How should you break up with someone in public?

On the hottest day of the summer,
You can do somethin'
You can do nothin'
Or you can Do the Right Thingcast!

FIght the powers that be and learn...
� What's more offensive than Mel Gibson after a night on the town?

� What happened to Rachel's other half - literally?

� Was the hand-picked Monkey Tea all just a lie?

� Why are the Jews so damn cool - literally?

� Why are the Virgin security guards so concerned about patrons reading magazines?

Even though the gods are crazy, even though the stars are blind, Todd and Rachel podcast from a Bus Stop this time...


Other lyrical musings include:


• How our wedding date almost didn't happen.

• How to avoid getting on a bus, while waiting for a bus.

• Being watched over by crazy people that hang around bus stops.

• Our favorite other vanity songs (not actually by Vanity).

• Another interview with someone who's kinda famous.

Rachel and Todd pay their dues in a podcast any girl would die for.


Listen and learn...

� What do muppets and high-drama have in common?

� Our first real fight over the podcast, dramatically re-enacted.

� Where did all the Furbies go?

� Why Tom from MySpace needs a new photo.

� And, as usual, Rachel speaks Martian. Again.

That's all.

Life is kind of like reality television.
Our lives are like reality television about cats.
BEWARE OF THE BABYLON explores this theory on this week's episode.

Meow meow meow, Todd and Rachel, meow meeeeooowww meow:


� A visit to the most famous place in all of catdom right now-Meow Mix House.

� Favorite song by a tragic musical figure.

� Capitalistic career advise from Rachel involving.

� And weddings, suicide, and how the best is yet to come.

My Odeo Channel (odeo/122258682e08ea19)

On the sixth month of the sixth day of the sixth year we celebrate our Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia with a brand new
BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast. Other highlights include: � Patrick Dahlheimer of LIVE promotes the band's new album in our first ever exclusive interview. � Where to meet in case of biblical apocalypse. � Podcast safe dating updates from Rachel. � Breaking up is hard to do when Jennifer Aniston stars in the movie. My Odeo Channel (odeo/74ac63f546c1dc34)

Hold your breath!


INSPIRED BY POSEIDON AND DAVID BLAINE, WE BREAK THE WORLD RECORD FOR LONGEST UNDERWATER PODCASTING FROM A HOT TUB...

• How long can we hold our breath?

• Will we get electrocuted first by the microphone in the hot tub?

• Will we reform the Pussy Posse?

• So much background water noise, you'll have to pee.


As always, this, and EVERY, BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast can be automatically downloaded to your computer and transferred to your iPod through iTunes.

You're Fired!

No wait, come back here.

Todd and Rachel get Trumped in this special BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast from Trump Tower...

IS Trump Tower the next "Blueberry Hill?"

WHAT is Tony Soprano's secret?

WHY is the York County Junior Miss Pageant good for Evolution?

WHO is Rachel bitching out this week?

WHERE is the best place to buy infant gangsta clothing?

BEWARE OF THE BABYLON
April 24, 2006

Rachel and Todd ask important questions this week, like...

- Is Rachel turning into an old man who eats pie?

- Who is the black Tom Cruise?

- Did you have a bad day?

- Are we on Lord Xenu's shitlist?

- Are we now, or have we ever been "emo?"

Rachel and Todd do the right thing with their very first Stoopcast from the West Village… Topics of conversation and interesting tidbits include: • Big Love – Crazy-assed polygamy. • Racists love Velcro. • The great MySpace migration pimp-out. • Special guest appearance from Erik of Playing Doctor. • Ellen’s music-trivia game multiple choice answer. As always, this, and EVERY, BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast can be automatically downloaded to your computer and transferred to your iPod through iTunes.

Rachel and Todd at the Buddha House $4.90 lunch special... What do you think we would do at this moment? • Report back about the Carnival Cruise from Hell. • Get a face lift in time for the sedar. • Rub the Right Guard to smell like a real man. • Search for a lot of Menudo on You Tube Don't worry, it's delicious. As always, this, and EVERY, BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast can be automatically downloaded to your computer and transferred to your iPod through iTunes.

We don’t want to change the word, we're not looking for a new england.

Rachel and Todd crash the British Academy Film Awards and discover the following truths:
• We are so not British.
• Black Orpheus/Black Daliah pretty much the same thing.
• Rachel needs a vacation big time.
• Todd wishes he had five weeks of vacation.
• Michael Caine is very British.

As always, this, and EVERY, BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast can be automatically downloaded to your computer and transferred to your iPod through iTunes.

BEWARE OF THE BABYLON celebrates one year of podcasting with this ambitious ANIVERSARY PODCAST featuring our greatest moments.

If you have never listened to one of our podcasts before, this is where to begin.

It's a self-congratulatory greatest hits bonanza you don't wanna miss.

Rachel and Todd get older and wiser at Chumleys and ask important questions like:

• Where did Han Solo's mojo go?

• What is Gwyneth's favorite word in the English language?

• Who is this guy, and how do I know him?

• Why does Todd feel so old?

• Does Cruisin' count as Cruising?

In honor of today's Oscar nominations we get all film school geeky.



Topics include:

• A full run down of The Noms.

• Dorothy's sexual journey to meet the Wizard.

• The most interesting thing Rachel learned in film school.

• The Selena - L.A.'s hottest car rental.

• Who are the Barrymores of our generation?

Don't cha wish your podcast was raw like this?

Rachel and Todd wax poetic this week on...

• Boobs everywhere on the Golden Globes.

•The End of the Spear - The Year's Hotest Gay Porno.

• How Margaret Thatcher ruined Rachel's love life.

• How the recorder is kinda not like a kazoo.

• Which waiter to stay away from at this weeks location, the Westway Diner.

Rachel and Todd catch their breath at L’Angolo and discuss the first week of 2006.

Topic include…

• Asthma—it’s not just for the weird kid anymore.

• Todd’s new beard—is it working?

• The Tale of Sweeney Rachel (and Todd)

• Will Rachel’s hot new brunette locks snag the Baldo?

• The best gefilte fish is your own gefilte fish.