THIS WEEK ON THE BEWARE OF THE BABYLON PODCAST...

* We go all Thelma and Louise without driving off a cliff.

* How Rachel's week was like Revenge of the Sith.

* Why Todd has toilet paper on his head.

* Find out who wants to get with Balki.

* Taking a hint from The New York Times, we talk about the podcast.

Rachel and Todd dish over dishes at the Sullivan Street Diner. Find out- * how everything and everyone has jumped the shark * why W Houston street is really Whitney Houston Street * why Rachel knows nothing about Atrophic Vaginitis * what will we wear to the Emmysf?!?! * how old is too old to act like a weirdo?

It's the 5th of July and Rachel and Todd eat a left-over bucket of KFC with a side of salami. On the podcast this week you will learn: * What kind of salami goes best with Kentucky Fried Chicken? * why padded shoulder suits may not be power-dressing * did Batman return or begin? * what's in L. Ron Hubbard's cupboard? * can Todd tune a guitar and can Rachel really play one? * do we experience a visit from the ghost or the goat of the Queen Mother? * why will Todd wear nuts and bolts to a formal event, but not a Viagra tie? * how you can wear the chosen beer at www.sudsgear.com