This week Todd and Rachel podcast from O'Flaherty's on Restaurant Row and end up trapped in R. Kelly's closet...














highlights include:

� how to best remember your pets

� Sting or Bono (them right now)

� find out why you shouldn't go into the closet

� baby names that do not go well with 'Sokolove'

� who get's the kid

Todd and Rachel catch up at Cafe Dante.
In this week's long awaited podcast, find out -

� what you should do if your pussy smells like maple syrup

• who put the rum in the baba rum

• why Todd's Dad might have to arrest him

• what kills the music game dead for Rachel

• how do you measure, measure a year?

Listen as Rachel serves chopped liver to two Jews who can't stand it and four Gentiles who can't get enough.

Other shocking revelations in tonight's Rosh Hashanah podcast include...

• What celebs will be inscribed in the book of life this year?

• The secret recipe for Temple Chicken.

• Todd can speak Hebrew, but then again, so can Wyndham.

• The strange connection to Macho Man and Xanadu.

• and for the first time anywhere - Olivia Newton John exclusive audio commentary.

This week's Beware of the Babylon goes out to all our baby mamas.


Other bold statements include:

• Creationists need to keep it in their pants.

• Shania don't impress us much.

• Jim Croche may be alright after all.

• Pit-stains rock Rachel's world.

Plus, don't miss this week's exciting new feature: SHE'S A LADY!

Podcasting may be in the 14th minute, but we're gonna spend that damn last minute in style:
- a post-theatre photo shoot at Sardi's
- a full recap of Rosie O'Donnell's broadway Mitzvah
- Ipod Nano: A Sex Toy
- A British Invasion
- Basic Instinct - for the blind
It's all just too too exciting.

Washington Square Potcast

Rachel and Todd turn 21 on this podcast and you will learn...

- how to imagine no bush

- what every woman is reading

- what irks Todd and Rachel

- why babies should stay clear of Rachel's mom's dog

- beware of the band geek sucking on reeds


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This week on BEWARE OF THE BABYLON...

- how can you tell when your favorite place is gonna close?
- go back in time to Rachel's Karaoke party
- advice on double booking during the VMAs
- what does a wooden frog sound like?
DON'T FORGET THIS WEEK STARTS OUR TEN SECOND FILM FESTIVAL. www.bewareofthebabylon.com for details

Todd and Rachel are back from hiatus, downing wings and fine drinks at BAR 89 in soho.

This week on the podcast, find out:
- dirtier jokes than "The Aristocrats"
- how to be ten years younger
- what is "too much" to pay for a haircut
- the ravages of age
- how much does Elizabeth Berkley pay for a haircut?

THIS WEEK ON THE BEWARE OF THE BABYLON PODCAST...

* We go all Thelma and Louise without driving off a cliff.

* How Rachel's week was like Revenge of the Sith.

* Why Todd has toilet paper on his head.

* Find out who wants to get with Balki.

* Taking a hint from The New York Times, we talk about the podcast.

Rachel and Todd dish over dishes at the Sullivan Street Diner. Find out- * how everything and everyone has jumped the shark * why W Houston street is really Whitney Houston Street * why Rachel knows nothing about Atrophic Vaginitis * what will we wear to the Emmysf?!?! * how old is too old to act like a weirdo?

It's the 5th of July and Rachel and Todd eat a left-over bucket of KFC with a side of salami. On the podcast this week you will learn: * What kind of salami goes best with Kentucky Fried Chicken? * why padded shoulder suits may not be power-dressing * did Batman return or begin? * what's in L. Ron Hubbard's cupboard? * can Todd tune a guitar and can Rachel really play one? * do we experience a visit from the ghost or the goat of the Queen Mother? * why will Todd wear nuts and bolts to a formal event, but not a Viagra tie? * how you can wear the chosen beer at www.sudsgear.com

Believe it or not, Rachel and Todd actually left Manhattan for this week's podcast. Coming to you more live than a freak-show carny is our WE GOT CRABS PODCAST from Coney Island and Clemente's Crab House in Sheepshead Bay, Brooklyn. In this week's podcast you will learn: * how to bump, bump, bump your ass off * what happens when you put the mic in the earphone jack * where to get bootleg copies of DVDs in Brooklyn * how to speak up and ask for more crab legs

This week in the podcast you WILL learn: - David McCullough's bathroom habits - Where is Paula Cole now? - What does a kiss from a rose feel like? - where is the madison avenue of the village

Break a leg! On the podcast this week, you will learn: - What Todd and Rachel have in common with Russell Crowe at the Mercer Hotel - Whatever happened to Saturday night? - What kind of soup Rachel hates - How we are SO golden monkeys for Liev and Mike - How we can spoil Revenge of the Sith if you haven't seen it yet

Questions brought up in this week's angst-filled podcast... - Are vitamins a substitute for psychotropic drugs? - What is the official song of all proms? - What has Rachel smelling like a rasberry? - When was Todd killed off by R.L. Stine? - How did Rachel and Todd lose their front teeth?

What do these three images have in common? Find out in this week's podcast recorded from the line outside the world-famous Ziegfeld Theatre in New York City. Also, you may just learn: - how long it's been since Rachel touched another man's lightsaber - what Spiderman is doing in the line - which celebs will pass us by - who shot JR

This week's breakthrough podcast comes from the BURGER JOINT in Le Parker Meridien. In it, you might just learn... - if Rachel is dating the Messiah - what is and is not a Motown song - which Yu-Be you be - how much burgers sizzling sounds like tape hiss - how did Tom bring up Katie's unsightly lip blemish

MAY DAY, MAY DAY!!!! On this week's lovely podcast you shall learn: - how can you befriend celebrities? - Houston, gay or straight? - should you ride the bus with your sister? - what does D.U.M.B.O. mean? - why is Fisher Price running the NY Waterways?

This week's exciting new Beware of the Babylon podcast comes from the ERASURE show line outside Irving Plaza just before the concert, and then a post concert wrap-up. On it you will learn: - what books could have been based on Rachel's life - how not to sing Oh L'Amour - just how amazing are those Elkland promo people - how to be your own personal cell phone secretary -Bruce Villanche's Beauty secrets

Todd is back from France so we celebrated the new pope with a podcast at Da Silvano! This week, find out: -The best bench to spot celebs in NYC -How to dress like a whore in warm weather -Legal ways to score painkillers -Our songs we are ashamed to admit that we secretly love -Todd is back from France so we celebrated the new pope with a podcast! This week, find out: -The best bench to spot celebs in NYC -How to dress like a whore in warm weather -Legal ways to score painkillers -Our songs we are ashamed to admit that we secretly love

This week's exciting podcast features the following wisdom: - the new must have trend is in your pants - dude, loose the fauxhawk - if you're a chinese restaurant and you don't have the crispy noodles, what good are you? We pity the fool who doesn't download the new Beware of the Babylon podcast!

This week we are coming at ya from Table 10 at the Risotteria in the heart of New York's Greenwich Village. Find out: - how to say 'no' to the Blackberry - just how big Bono's ego is - how we avoided being thrown out of the joint - how Rachel's cell phone ring is scarier than THE RING TWO..

Nacho chips crunch, gossip is spread, and a very very special interview with Michael Jackson. All from El Paso on Houston!

DOWNLOAD THE NEW POCAST and learn about - Gilbert O'Sullivan's possible links to Satan. - All about the Beckisode. - About the saddest movies ever made. - What one of Rachel's favorite foods is? - Our special guest stars many New York careers.

Recorded from the Angelika Film Center where we discuss fashion week, Austin Scarlett and the Grammy Awards!