We subliminally plug the products of about fifty Fortune 500 company products in this eloquently presented episode of BEWARE OF THE BABYLON recorded live on tape from a Fortune 500 company auditorium Put on your best Anthony Robbins asshat grin and listen as we discuss... * Afterglow on the Sex and the City movie [Time-Warner] * The mystery Doritos flavor revealed [Pepsico] * Todd's first trip to Burger King in over 24 years [Burger King Holdings] * We remind you to join our Facebook page [1 % Microsoft] * This week's Guess Who I'm With Phone Challenge [Sprint Nextel]

Two months in the making, this is our first ever completely digital BEWARE OF THE BABYLON recorded live on tape from Bryant Park Crisper, clearer, and digitally mastered topics include... * Observations of a horny Isabella Rossellini * The Babylon Summer Movie Oath. * What constitutes a YP over an MP. * Sex education mishaps that lead us to our adult lives. * Occasional coughing from the overbearing NYC pollen count.

We're live on tape from Rockefeller Center
in midtown Manhattan with a brand
VERY SPECIAL EPISODE
of BEWARE OF THE BABYLON

Whored out topics include...

* The good, the bad and the ugly post-Eliot Spitzer commentary. Mostly ugly though.

* Exclusive News Report unveils prostitution ring clients 1 through 8.

* Who the hell is Ryan Eagle?

* St. Patrick's Day ass-hat interruptions.

* Uncut candid commentary on passer-bys.

* The true story of our crazy download statistics.

Celebrate the
THIRD ANNIVERSARY OF BEWARE OF THE BABYLON
live on tape from the
ANGELIKA FILM CENTER

Rather than flash back to past shows, we're bringing you a fresh episode with the following important topics:

* The fine line between Schnabel vs. Chic
* How to get great hair-styles in a hotel lobby
* Why rehab is out and the bin is in
* What we could have learned at an Ivy League
* How to dress for this year's BAFTA awards
* How not to read subtitles

After listening to this show, you'll surely want to buy one or two of Todd's THERE WILL BE COFFEE mugs by clicking here.

When not hocking mugs, we discuss:

* How you too can be "with" the band.

* Rachel's latent homomphobia.

* Todd's inability to stop selling his mugs.

* What missiles will look like if a woman lands the White House.

* Why we don't need no stinking WGA.

As alway, this and every BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast can be automatically downloaded from iTunes.

BEWARE OF THE BABYLON is live on tape from
the Macy*s Friends and Family sale...
Join us for a brand new show featuring:

* An all-star blogger Macy*s gathering featuring Perez Hilton, Trent Vargas, Arianna Huffington, Todd and Rachel.

* Todd's deceptively delicious brownie revelation.

* Rachel's latest shit-your-pants movie review.

* Gossip Girl and other Government conspiracies. * Fool proof tips on holiday regifting.

* Another trip to the scariest place at Christmastime - Santaland

Put down the Harry Potter book and
download the exciting new podcast from
BEWARE OF THE BABYLON
* High anxiety hits New York. Again.

* What's with the new Harry Potter book exactly?

* How to sleep your way to the top. starting with the job interview.

* Todd and Rachel actually agree on a song they both like right now.

* What exactly did Joanie love about Chachi?

As always, this, and EVERY, BEWARE OF THE BABYLON podcast can be automatically downloaded from iTunes.

THIS WEEK ON BABYLONIAN IDOL
WE'RE DOWN TO THE FINAL FOUR!

Experience the talented Todd, Rachel, Mr. T, and the return of Barry Bellenbogen. Don't forget to vote at BewareOfTheBabylon.com
OTHER STAR-MAKING TOPICS INCLUDE:

* the ghost of dylan thomas

* sweet & vicious rumours about british royalty

* how we both once got a little hasselhoff

* just for the sponsorship of it, diet coke

* how to become more "global"

* what to do when your pussy gets wet